Teenagitis

Diagnosis: Teenagitis
symptoms: sleeping till noon ont he weekends, late nights without sleep, procrasination, "rebeliousness", growing interest in opposite sex, attitude, often associated with disease known as puberty
While the nation is in fear of the growing "deadly" swine flu people are missing out on the even more severe disease that is afflicting the growing youth of our great nation. Often symptoms begin to show at the ages of 10-13 and continue on for many years spreading quickly. Affecting millions of people a year teenagitis is a disease that many people miss out on due to other pandemics like aids, malaryia, and "swine flu." Often teens go years without being treated for this disease which can sometimes have permenant effects. Many kids grow out of this disease and create self cures while others are helped by parents and close friends. It's affecting more and more people each year and no known preventives are available since most have been banned by child protection agencies. Barak Obama should make this a national epidemic soon because this virus has only begun its assault on the youth of today and shows no signs of stopping.